No Farting Allowed, People

So was sitting on the train yesterday on my way to a nice Mother’s Day dinner… when the train doors opened at 42nd a bunch of people packed into the car… and after we pulled away I smelled someones fart… and I am pretty sure it emanated from the obese, middle aged black lady who sat down next to me.

I guess if you’ve got to fart, you’ve got to fart… but come on people… it’s seriously nasty… offensive really…